120+ [BEST] Skyrim Pick Up Lines (Cute, Funny & Dirty)

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1. “I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.”
2. “Baby, did you just say Fus-Ro-Dah? Because you blew me away!”
3. “Are you out of stamina? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
4. “Did you cast Soul Trap on me? Cause you certainly are Enchanting.”
5. “Want to see my unrelenting force? ;)”
6. “Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!”
7. “Giants may hound me, wolves may block my path, bears may chase me, and Dragons stalk me. It´s your heart I require, your hand I need, your bed I desire.”
8. “Some may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.”
9. “Are you in the Thieves guild? Because I think you just stole my heart.”
10. “I like my women as I like my armor, fine.”
11. “Are you a dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.”
12. “Have you been sitting on a grindstone? ‘Cause your ass is fine.”
13. “You must be a Jarl cause I’ll do anything to be your thane.”
14. “I would happily go to Sovenguard for you.”
15. “You’re like a thief; I can’t take my eyes off you.”
16. “Baby you must be made of Skooma, ‘cuz I just got addicted to you.”
17. “I said hello to you, and you shot arrows at me! The first hit my heart. The other hit my knee.”
18. “Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.”
19. “Is that an amulet of Mara you’re wearing? ;)”
20. “Hey baby I ain’t got no loincloth under this armor…”
21. “You must be a master of illusion because all I see is you.”
22. “Have you been sitting on a grindstone? Cause your ass is EXQUISITE!”
23. “You must be a master of alteration because you got me paralyzed.”
24. “You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.”
25. “You must be a master swordsman, because damn, you’re striking.”
26. “Just moved to Whiterun. It will be a breeze getting you into my home.”
27. “You must be a master of restoration as you’ve restored my heart at the touch of a hand.”
28. “I feel like an ice wraith. You’re making me melt.”
29. “You must be a master at alchemy because We’re creating chemistry.”
30. “You’re hotter than a flame atronach.”
31. “I don’t wear daedric armor because the only heart I want is yours.”
32. “If I didn’t have you, babe, I’d have to live in Solitude.”
33. “Are you wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because baby, you’re reducing my time between shouts by 20%!”
34. “Every little thing you do is Magicka!”
35. “Have you been sitting on a grindstone? ‘Cause your ass is superior.”
36. “Is that a sweetroll in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
37. “Is your name clairvoyance? Because you knew the path straight to my heart.”
38. “You’re making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.”
39. “Have you been sitting on a grindstone? ‘Cause your ass is epic!”
40. “It’s not how big the staff is that matters but the magic within.”
41. “Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I’ll let it go if you give me my heart back.”
42. “Akatosh, Arkay, Alduin, Dibella, Herma-mora, Julianos, Kynareth, Kyne, Malacath, Mara, Shor, Stendarr, Talos, Ysmir and Zenithar…15 gods in Skyrim and my religion is you.”
43. “If my pickpocket skill were better, I’d steal your heart.”
44. “Some take arrows to their knees… But when I saw you I took an arrow to the heart.”
45. “I hope you like things hot. I’m a Py-Romancer.”
46. “You’re the Jarl of my heart.”
47. “If your love was in my inventory, I’d be over my carry weight.”
48. “Here’s a mammoth tusk for your phone number.”
49. “Are you sure you’re not the Dovahkiin? Because one word and I’m blown away.”
50. “Do you have a black soul gem? Because I think you captured my soul…”
51. “I just picked up 20 kilos of moon sugar… Wanna come up and snort some with me…?”
52. “Never slept with a werewolf before? We are restless in bed. >;]”
53. “Location Discovered: PooSee”
54. “Are you with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw you coming.”
55. “I like my women as I like my armor… daedric! XD”
56. “Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.”
57. “Baby, you must be an arcane fire mage because things heated up when you came in the room.”
58. “Are your eyes Dwemer ruins? Cause I’m lost in them.”
59. “Let us not waste any time baby I could be eaten by a dragon tomorrow.”
60. “For you are my Qahnaarin and I am your Dohvakiin.”
61. “Girl, you must have drank a Potion of Ultimate Stamina, cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
62. “Oh Hey Baby, you must be a Nightingale… because you are “Nocturning-me-on!”
63. “I’m no vampire, but I can still be Champion of the Night.”
64. “Are you a Follower of Debella because you are making me wanna go on one knee.”
65. “Hey baby, want to come up to my villa in Solitude, eat some glowing mushrooms and smoke some troll fat…?”
66. “Sorry about that knee, I was shooting for your heart.”
67. “Hey, baby, I haven’t got any loincloth under this armor.”
68. “Do you get to the cloud district very often?”
69. “I would kill the Riverwood chicken for you.”
70. “I bet you come with lots of perks.”
71. “Imperials are red; Stormcloaks are blue; I’ve got an amulet of mara; Interested, are you?”
72. “Girl, are you an alteration wizard? Because you’re making me change in ways I’ve never felt before.”



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