The perpetrators have been identified, but other questions remain — namely, why do these foxes keep bringing newspapers and phone books to James Eubanks? Well, that’s anyone’s guess.
Chances are better than not, however, that he’s not the only one being affected by these unwanted deliveries. After all, the foxes’ papers have had to come from somewhere, and that somewhere is presumably the porches of paying subscribers.
In other words, this revelation will surely come as welcome news to one local paperboy who may or may not be recently out of a job.