Hello! This week we get a nice birthday gift from Mads Mikkelsen, eat an apple in front of an apple Pokemon, watch the trailer for a new Half-Life game, wish for a double jump and get ready to beat the shit out of Pennywise. Great Kotaku Content From The Past WeekThe first time I found a taller than usual pillar with stuff on top I knew I was going to get a double jump and I was bummed I didn’t already have it. You should probably stop making war games then…Mads wishing me, ME, happy birthday is the best birthday gift I’ve ever gotten from a video game character before. I prefer the new shows, personally. Tweets!I want you to watch what happened to the last apple who dared to disobey me. Touchbars are only cool if you are using them to play games. She was a wonderful woman who did a lot of good things and now you can honor her life by getting this SWEET looking theme for your PS4. Pennywise is a good friend. NewsTrailers And Videos You May Have MissedI can’t believe this is real. Is this a trailer for a Black Friday sale…? What?This might be one of the worst “Old people trying to hip” trailers I’ve ever seen.